Stars shine brighter when I’m with you.

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

lyingmary:

Easily the best fanfic line

Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
Anonymous

kristel234:

1.22 → 8.17

eight seasons of character development

and they kill her

manafromheaven:

roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever

IM SOBBING

Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers - I Fucking Love Science
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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

So proud of Hank’s excellent new album.

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

comicbookactionsidekick:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.

are you FUCKING serious