Stars shine brighter when I’m with you.

remember when cody moved into the closet

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chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

i’ve been perpetually horny all day.

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

When people assume you’re a straight white male… *rolls eyes into eternity*

When people assume you’re a straight white male… *rolls eyes into eternity*

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

Feels, man.

theimpossiblemissoswald:

when someone is attractive but has a shitty personality

tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

venusinaconvertible:

If you still support FCKH8 even after all the biphobia, fat phobia, sexism, transphobia and NOW trying to profit from Mike Brown’s death.

I got news for you: you’re a shitty activist