My dog fell asleep on my gf’s lap and she’s so excited. She has been laying in the same position for 15 mins and grinning.
If you send me a dick pic, I reserve the right to put it in photoshop, improve the quality of the dick and send it back
Occupation: Dancing Queen
JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM
JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER
Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin.
And it was glorious.
I am laughing so hard