Stars shine brighter when I’m with you.

My dog fell asleep on my gf’s lap and she’s so excited. She has been laying in the same position for 15 mins and grinning.

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.
(via confusingmisery)
gingahhh:

when your friends send you music


dirtyhippie-the

gingahhh:

when your friends send you music

dirtyhippie-the

cuntakinte:

If you send me a dick pic, I reserve the right to put it in photoshop, improve the quality of the dick and send it back

dirtyhippie-the

bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

adamz3r0:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

It seems that my puppies have also noticed that my grilled bologna and cheese is beautiful.

It seems that my puppies have also noticed that my grilled bologna and cheese is beautiful.

thefuuuucomics:

I am laughing so hard

ethiopienne:


bruh